Writing Archive
10-05-05
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Facts'
I hope this should about do: a)...
08-26-05
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SausageFest'
I was recently invited, by good friends,...
07-25-05
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Meat'
Sometimes, in the break room, someone who...
06-29-05
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Support'
Me: You don't see it under "Accessories"?...
06-21-05
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Code Orange'
I've been monitoring a disturbing development in...
06-06-05
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Bag of Bones'
Jacob was telling us stories told by...
06-01-05
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Make My Day'
Coming back from two weeks off, I...
05-11-05
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Guaranteed Freshness'
Why do I enjoy the occasional bag...
05-04-05
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Spoon'
I think I'm speaking for most Chihuahua...
04-25-05
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Ruby'
Milo's impression of Oswald being shot by...
04-13-05
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Livin' Large, Lickin' Lint'
Milo has a seemingly insatiable appetite for...
04-05-05
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Content'
F: "How's Content doing?" Me: "Sorry... what?"...
03-21-05
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Milo'
Heather and Derek are to blame. If...
03-03-05
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Thin Mint Cookies'
Each person entering the break room was...
01-31-05
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Ranch'
Dear America, I take it you're in...
01-04-05
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Peacemaker'
For the first time in many years...
11-30-04
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Camera Phone'
The urge to document unbelievably mundane things...
11-06-04
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Fathomless Void'
For a while, during my teen years,...
10-22-04
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Unlimited Ability To Annoy Me'
Babies with pierced ears Little girls wearing...
10-20-04
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She did it!'
Okay, so don't hate me, but I...
09-08-04
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Photography on the Web'
Only publish your very best work. Always...
08-21-04
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The Package'
I took Preston and his friend Connor...
08-20-04
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Eat Like Mob Bosses'
We tried to have Chinese food last...
08-04-04
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Henri Cartier-Bresson Dead at 95'
No matter who you are, if you...
06-16-04
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The Incredible Inconvenience of Snacking'
I have to tell you, Hershey's has...
06-15-04
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A Dearth of Photographs'
The problem with being obsessive compulsive is...
06-10-04
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Witty Workplace Observations'
My lazy-ass, non-blogging coworkers keep pointing out...
05-24-04
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Back in the World'
I suppose the only mildly amusing observation...
05-20-04
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A Shameless Plug'
So what, you've been wondering, could have...
05-09-04
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My Life as Cautionary Tale'
When my hard drive died several weeks...
04-25-04
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Manipulation'
Completely blown away by Jason Zada's work....
04-20-04
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Bad Data Day'
So first my hard drive crashed, taking...
04-13-04
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BAP Get-Together'
Heather, Derek, and Michael are calling all...
03-20-04
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So says me'
Crowds are boring. People in crowds are...
03-01-04
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Assless Chaps'
Since becoming a motorcyclist my coworkers have...
02-12-04
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Shoot The Homeless'
Can I be on record as saying...
01-27-04
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Day By Day'
Thank you to everyone who wrote with...
01-19-04
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No Words'
I'm coming to terms with a loss...
01-12-04
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A Plug'
We implemented and publicly tested a new...
01-06-04
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The Return of The King'
Noah's back!...
01-01-04
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Hello, World!'
So my unintended vacation from photography and...
12-12-03
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The Barton Gallery'
I'm excited to say that The Barton...
12-06-03
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Cojones'
So now that my mom knows I...
11-13-03
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Thousand'
I posted my one-thousandth 'SF Street' series...
11-08-03
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Moved In'
Well marcnorth.com is all moved in to...
11-06-03
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Moving'
Hey everybody! I'm moving marcnorth.com to a...
10-15-03
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Revelations'
'Diane Arbus Revelations' will be at the...
09-30-03
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Coworkers'
So the meat delivery guys have started...
09-23-03
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Not In The Cards'
The question was recently bantered about the...
09-19-03
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Dalai Lama Lite'
"But the risk of the Dalai Lama's...
09-12-03
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Faith'
"I have one life and one chance...
09-02-03
'
Marc North Is...'
It's tough living two lives. All this...
08-25-03
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Back in the World'
Andreana, my youngest niece, is five years...
08-07-03
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Time Off For Good Behavior'
The old dot-blog takes a dot-vacation. It's...
08-06-03
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Saturday'
Six a.m. The city lay under a...
07-28-03
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Haunted'
There's a crazy stretch of highway on...
07-18-03
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Is For Victory'
In front of me - a car...
07-13-03
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Directions'
Many years ago, while visiting my sister...
07-09-03
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Amended'
This happy little amendment was included in...
07-01-03
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O, Canada!'
In April I celebrated my eighth anniversary...
06-24-03
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Black'
True story: My dad and I went...
06-16-03
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Details'
I notice minutiae. It's the little things...
06-12-03
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Close Call'
You should no more piss off the...
06-09-03
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Arrived'
It was an unending sea of skinny...
06-03-03
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Lucky Fin'
A young kid, his left arm amputated...
05-30-03
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Sleep is Published'
SHOTS number 80, now on newsstands, has...
05-26-03
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Failing The Man Test'
I'm probably supposed to know a lot...
05-22-03
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The Bank of Good Favor'
Chris, a manager at work, stopped by...
05-20-03
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Dumb Joke'
A kid, dressed as a pirate, goes...
05-18-03
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Keys'
Sitting reading my book in the waiting...
05-16-03
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Reloaded'
Alison gives us Candy this week. Co-worker...
05-14-03
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The Letter N'
A recent conversation with my son: "Dad,...
05-12-03
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Becoming'
Those of us raising sons know the...
05-11-03
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Paul Strand'
"Your photography is a record of your...
05-10-03
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Michelangelo'
Ever-unobservant of simple location-revealing details, I can't...
05-09-03
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Five Hundred'
Derek provided this week's challenge: 'Urban'. Thank...
05-08-03
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Dialog'
Lightning flashed in the distance as I...
05-07-03
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Warnings'
Inside a bottle of vitamins, or something...
05-06-03
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Diane Arbus'
"Everybody has that thing where they need...
05-05-03
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Neurosis: Transferred'
Sandy occupies the stall directly behind me....
05-04-03
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Why I Love Netflix'
We enjoyed X-Men 2. In line behind...
05-03-03
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Reclassified'
How fucked up is this? I almost...
05-02-03
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Neck Cone'
Me. Two presentations back to back. Projector....
05-01-03
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Symptoms'
I clap my hands together in spastic...
04-30-03
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Heart Attack'
As a child, my mother explained why...
04-29-03
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For Raissa'
I believed in the Pillsbury Doughboy. Santa...
04-28-03
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Happy Nerd'
I was thrilled to discover David Hume...
04-27-03
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Gravity'
A little sidetracked this weekend when we...
04-26-03
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Vibe'
I'm fixated on a two-block section of...
04-25-03
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Shadows'
Karla Martinez suggested the challenge "Shadows" -...
04-24-03
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Faith'
Sitting here, the earpiece end of one...
04-23-03
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Top Ten'
Upon returning from ten days off, I...
04-22-03
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Nosy'
The quantity of meat is staggering. Two...
04-21-03
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Early Morning'
The truth of the matter is that...
04-20-03
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Bookworm'
Bookworm has occupied far too much of...
04-19-03
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Hypertext Haiku'
O Photojunkie Your Water challenge is grand...
04-18-03
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Plates'
Recent real-life license plate sightings: SOIMFAT On...
04-17-03
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Extrusion'
A churro is something like a Mexican...
04-16-03
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Sawing A Trumpet'
I adore Manhattan. I love how Woody...
04-15-03
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Robotic Tapeworm Implants'
TMN offers a generous public service announcement...
04-14-03
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Sugar and Butter'
Those who know me will snort out...
04-13-03
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Biscotti'
Toasted almonds give these a slight bitterness...
04-12-03
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Black Death'
I killed a Black Widow spider and...
04-11-03
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Vacation'
I plan to lay on the sofa...
04-10-03
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The Money Shot'
They did impressive yoga positions on little...
04-09-03
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Agenda'
Preston's on spring break next week, and...
04-08-03
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Very'
Paul Ford interviews Takoma, the mine-sweeping dolphin....
04-07-03
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Resurrection'
My NordicTrack is dead. It died months...
04-06-03
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Bones of the Dead'
I found an Italian bakery and coffee...
04-05-03
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Tussle'
My kid's going through a hell of...
04-04-03
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Planning'
Either I'm vastly underestimating how difficult it...
04-03-03
'
The Return'
Another glorious - and huge! - edition...
04-02-03
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August'
We'll be in Vancouver in August for...
04-01-03
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Fool'
Preston's idea of an appropriate April Fool's...
03-31-03
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Nauseous'
After New Year's rolls around and Turbo...
03-30-03
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Scratch'
When I was about eleven, I spent...
03-29-03
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Cursed'
I was not disappointed; the atmosphere around...
03-28-03
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Daybreak'
Last week's Photo Friday challenge, "Blue", suggested...
03-27-03
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By Ear'
I don't know precisely how, but my...
03-26-03
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Signs'
On Friday's drive home from work, three...
03-25-03
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Now On Display'
Andreas Gursky at SFMOMA until June 1,...
03-24-03
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Ming Kee Game Birds'
I awoke at four on Saturday morning,...
03-23-03
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Mardi Gras'
On a purely selfish level, big demonstrations...
03-22-03
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An Open Letter'
A panhandler approached a tourist standing in...
03-21-03
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Friday'
This week's Photo Friday challenge was suggested...
03-20-03
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By Way of Internet'
It was shades of nine eleven; people...
03-19-03
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Being Peace'
"In Vietnam, there are many people, called...
03-18-03
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Sassy'
I suppose it's because I spend so...
03-17-03
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Forty-Eight'
The world has forty-eight hours to brace...
03-16-03
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Twelve'
It's an unexpected side effect that, while...
03-15-03
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Giant Sterile White Man'
If you pass this excerpt from Dylan...
03-14-03
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Lips Moving Silently'
I've known Catholics so devote that they...
03-13-03
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A Good Word'
It was like walking your best friend...
03-12-03
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driving mind'
glenn gould, english suites, tonal contrasts, suddenly...
03-11-03
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A Pyramid Story'
Mr. Barazzoul, my high school Social Studies...
03-10-03
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Audblog'
Audblog - an audio blogging service -...
03-09-03
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How Random'
Congrats to all winners in The 2003...
03-08-03
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Fragments: Chinatown'
An old woman stops to chat with...
03-07-03
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Fotobot'
Jason's snow shots are wonderful. Lovely images...
03-06-03
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Loving Dog'
I was in a local independent bookstore...
03-05-03
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Despair'
Despair... on Flattery on Goals on Stupidity...
03-04-03
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Newsstand'
Another radiant edition of 28mm.org is on...
03-03-03
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Benefits of Blogging'
1: People at work do wittier things...
03-02-03
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Cobra Strike!'
"Open your mouth, and close your eyes,...
03-01-03
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Harrumph!'
Heather is as warm, funny, and brilliant...
02-28-03
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Toot'
Rick, a manager at work, who's own...
02-27-03
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KHAN!!! KHAN!!!'
Shatner's face twists up in pure hamminess,...
02-26-03
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Fast'
I'm fasting again. Not completely. In stages....
02-25-03
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Invisible'
On Saturday, from across the street, I...
02-24-03
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Sleeping Bodies'
I feel ignorant and insensitive every time...
02-23-03
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And The Winners Are...'
The winners of the first-ever Photobloggies are...
02-22-03
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Seeing, Part 2'
These two young kids came up to...
02-21-03
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a profound sense of relief'
its that end of week exhaustion and...
02-20-03
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Delivery'
They called me in at 2:30am yesterday...
02-19-03
'
Explorer'
If you tried to judge the whole...
02-18-03
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Phil Hartman'
We were reminiscing today about how so...
02-17-03
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Erin, Mark, and The Devil'
Erin sees with unbelievable sensitivity and insight....
02-16-03
'
Groove'
At nineteen I worked briefly as a...
02-15-03
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White Rabbit'
I bought a package of White Rabbit...
02-14-03
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Hearts & Flowers'
Seems my tiny little host provider, Hostway,...
02-13-03
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Say WHAAAAAAAT?'
Honestly, I rarely watch TV. As in...
02-12-03
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Sounds Like Somebody's'
It was a day of exhilarating, non-stop...
02-11-03
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Found Any Shuttle Debris?'
A craigslister writes: "I live in Nob...
02-10-03
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Hitler's Fingers Crossed'
The nominations for the first-ever Photobloggies are...
02-09-03
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Cracks'
Brilliantly clear, cold, windy; spectacular sunrises, and...
02-08-03
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Adams'
"On a very rainy morning in March...
02-07-03
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Seeing'
We're taught not to stare. Something in...
02-06-03
'
The Perils of Pastry'
Enjoying a Pop-Tart Pastry Swirl, my eye...
02-05-03
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Thoughts'
A few very thoughtful people have written...
02-04-03
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Assassins!'
Jason, a coworker within earshot of my...
02-03-03
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Sleep'
I am so grateful to Rachel for...
02-02-03
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LensWork'
The Feb/Mar issue of LensWork is on...
02-01-03
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Seventeen'
I was 16-years old the first time...
01-31-03
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The Mind's Eye'
"In photography, creation is a quick business...
01-30-03
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News'
David Hoye interviewed me for part of...
01-29-03
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Google Image Search'
So I've noticed my images are now...
01-28-03
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Turning The Corner'
Though most evenings the atmosphere is milky...
01-27-03
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Numbers Game'
World domination doesn't come cheap. I was...
01-26-03
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Salty & Crunchy'
Sunday is my day for grocery shopping,...
01-25-03
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I Haight Ashbury'
Today, deciding it might be fun to...
01-24-03
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Clip Clap Clump'
Nick has a fun challenge this week...
01-23-03
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Death Valley Print'
I ordered a print from Noah's recent...
01-22-03
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Of Knives And Forks'
We stopped at a Denny's for breakfast...
01-21-03
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Penne Con Dito'
Dull. Dullness. What I thought was a...
01-20-03
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A Dog'
As in sick as one. I realized...
01-19-03
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Saturday Mornings'
I've been preoccupied shooting an original series...
01-18-03
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San Francisco Peace March'
I'm taking a one day break from...
01-17-03
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B-52'
When it's as foggy as it was...
01-16-03
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The Art of Crapping'
The skill of aiming one's ass and...
01-15-03
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Movement'
I will begin posting a new miniseries...
01-14-03
'
Up Past My Belly Button'
I will never be the kind of...
01-13-03
'
Photobloggies & Other News'
Rannie's got a fun thing going with...
01-12-03
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I Am An IT Nightmare'
I enjoy eating carrots. In fact the...
01-11-03
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Car Decals, Revisited'
People aim to tell you a lot...
01-10-03
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Happy Birthday, Mom!'
Today is my mom's birthday. While I...
01-09-03
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Melissa & Maria'
"melissa is a photojournalist at the south...
01-08-03
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Ire, mon!'
Something annoying happens to white guys who...
01-07-03
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Wanton Violence'
Preston hinted he wanted Grand Theft Auto:...
01-06-03
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Learning To Drive'
I'm convinced parents should never teach their...
01-05-03
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Questionable Hiring Practices'
At an old employer, a dot-com that...
01-04-03
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In Her Defense'
Dave, a homeless man with a wide,...
01-03-03
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Family of Dogs'
To this day, our dad will call...
01-02-03
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Stammerpuss'
My brother used to call me 'stammerpuss'...
01-01-03
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The First Word'
Burritos. That's the first word of the...
12-31-02
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The Last Word'
I will neither eulogize 2002 nor will...
12-30-02
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Urban Mimes'
If you hang around Union Square or...
12-29-02
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Excessive Ass Loading'
We ate at Godfather's Pizza last night;...
12-28-02
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Digital Wallet'
I get a ton of questions each...
12-27-02
'
Father Time'
Christmas and my birthday are almost six...
12-26-02
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Boxing Day'
December 26th is Boxing Day. A day...
12-25-02
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GI Joe'
I hadn't thought about GI Joe since...
12-24-02
'
Notes to Self'
Over the holiday break, I have the...
12-23-02
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Ups A Baby'
Sunday, in Union Square, the father of...
12-22-02
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Stealing Souls'
I had my first unhappy subject today....
12-21-02
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Berkeley Hills'
I spent the day in Berkeley at...
12-20-02
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Baci'
Albert, A God-like coworker of ours, brought...
12-19-02
'
The Wunderkinds'
Another story from the Roots file. To...
12-18-02
'
Air Quotes'
I've developed the disturbing habit of using...
12-17-02
'
No Crying In Baseball'
I drove behind a minivan this weekend...
12-16-02
'
Stepping Through Kristina'
My buddy Damon's girlfriend, Kristina, has a...
12-15-02
'
Photo Friday'
About ten days ago I was approached...
12-14-02
'
Coming Up For Air'
If I had to say in a...
12-13-02
'
Clawing'
So I've been a real asshole to...
12-12-02
'
Oceans'
As close as I get to my...
12-11-02
'
The Gift Of Suffering'
I'm trying to remember a time when...
12-10-02
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For Rachel'
During the ten days I waited for...
12-09-02
'
Stillness'
The spots of sunlight on the kitchen...
12-08-02
'
Making Spirits Bright'
Working to come out of a holiday...
12-07-02
'
Thank You, Heather'
Heather invited me to curate a gallery...
12-06-02
'
Christmas, In Bondage'
The first year Preston decorated the tree...
12-05-02
'
Winter Comfort Food'
My favorite winter comfort food is a...
12-04-02
'
Bathroom Etiquette'
I'm not the kind you should engage...
12-03-02
'
Site Update'
I've begun a new series called 'Reflections',...
12-02-02
'
Hey Big Spender'
I once tipped a girl $50 for...
12-01-02
'
Silent Night'
I'm a freak. In June I'll start...
11-30-02
'
It Wasn't Cancer'
The woman from Kaiser was nearly unintelligible....
11-29-02
'
Filibuster'
My mother thought she was on to...
11-28-02
'
Giving Thanks'
I'm thankful for my health; for the...
11-27-02
'
In The News'
In a delightful example of irony, my...
11-26-02
'
What The City Taught Me'
I'm off work all this week, and...
11-25-02
'
Log Rolling'
The summer camp experiences of an eleven-year...
11-24-02
'
This is Me / This is Not Me'
Eating alone. Busy restaurant. Beside me a...
11-23-02
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Grateful Acknowledgement'
I want to thank the following people...
11-22-02
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Slightly Unconventional Baby Names'
The Kabalarians have put up a database...
11-21-02
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Crickets'
This being our first year living on...
11-20-02
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Perks'
Right after finishing up volunteering, I got...
11-19-02
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Anthem'
Fridays I take my son to ToGo's...
11-18-02
'
David Hume Kennerly'
I absolutely do not think I have...
11-17-02
'
Tricks of Distraction'
If you went to high school with...
11-16-02
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Mail Bag'
Responses to my San Francisco Street photo...
11-15-02
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Safety'
More and more I find I want...
11-14-02
'
A Plague of Left Shoes'
There were so many strange, annoying, and...
11-13-02
'
Rock on, Dr. Christiensen'
Trying, I think, to front a different...
11-12-02
'
Inherited Neuroses'
My family has thing about hearing people...
11-11-02
'
Ten Tips For Managers'
1: How To Take Vacation You never...
11-10-02
'
Autumn Sky'
It's finally raining in Sacramento, and I...
11-09-02
'
The Magic Prostate'
There's this old Chinese bastard in our...
11-08-02
'
Seven Blessings'
1: My son, and all his amazing...
11-07-02
'
Weather Tantrum'
I woke today to the rhythm of...
11-06-02
'
Monkey Boner'
My agent called, saying she had a...
11-05-02
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Thirty'
Wow, it's already been thirty days since...
11-04-02
'
TV For Dummies'
I grew up watching no less than...
11-03-02
'
Insulting Corazon Aquino'
The truth is, you never know who's...
11-02-02
'
The Cigarette Pimp'
I sneaked my first one in the...
11-01-02
'
14 Easy Speech Tips For Canadians'
Are you Canadian? Do you want your...
10-31-02
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The Great Pumpkin'
It was Halloween and I was ten....
10-30-02
'
Finding Mom's Stash'
It's our grandfather's fault. He gave it...
10-29-02
'
Memories Lost'
I don't remember how I found it,...
10-28-02
'
They Must Be Renters'
My son and I have lived in...
10-27-02
'
The Little Mafioso'
About 22 years ago, around this time...
10-26-02
'
Everybody's Dude'
I'm one of the old guys where...
10-25-02
'
I'm Not Feeling Very Well'
By fifteen I was convinced my calling...
10-24-02
'
The Lesson of Change'
My mother taught me, "You can't always...
10-23-02
'
The Bull's-Eye'
The best description for introversion I ever...
10-22-02
'
Remembering Roma'
My aunt and uncle had an apartment...
10-21-02
'
On Being Vegetarian'
There's a dumb joke that goes, "I'm...
10-20-02
'
Inventing Wish Chips'
When we were kids, my brother told...
10-19-02
'
House Calls'
To be a physician is very different...
10-18-02
'
Mamma's Boy'
My mom was considered a real hotty...
10-17-02
'
The Copier Guy'
Cubicle sitting is all about strategic placement....
10-16-02
'
Between The Fence And The Garage'
Vancouver houses, at least in the region...
10-15-02
'
Overcoming Road Rage'
San Jose was a much more hostile...
10-14-02
'
A Normal Breath'
The only cure is confrontation. All tricks,...
10-13-02
'
Karma Yoga'
We used to torture a kid named...
10-12-02
'
A Good Volunteer'
The summer after graduating high school I...
10-11-02
'
Listening To The Boss'
I worked for a now-dead but once-infamous...
10-10-02
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Shoe Sneezers'
A decade ago, or more, I worked...
10-09-02
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Furniture That Moves Itself'
I worked as an extra on TV...
10-08-02
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Dorothea Lange'
The Getty is having an exhibit of...
10-07-02
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Honk At The Photographer'
So what's the deal with drivers honking...
10-06-02
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The Mirror Project'
The Mirror Project is undeniably a cool...
10-06-02
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A Blog is Born'
The world trembled in anticipation while I...
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