F: "How's Content doing?"
Me: "Sorry... what?"

F: "Your new dog, how's he doing?"
Me: "Milo? He's great."

F: "Oh, his name is Milo?... I thought he was Content. For your website. You know."
Me: "Ah... I see. Funny. No really, hysterical, actually. Have I mentioned your cubicle smells like ass?"

F: "Noted."