Unlimited Ability To Annoy Me
Fri Oct 22 2004
Fri Oct 22 2004
- Babies with pierced ears
- Little girls wearing "big girl" shoes in public with noisy "clomp-clomp" heels
- Little boys who walk around pinching their penises through their pants
- Employees standing outside, arms crossed, a cigarette in one hand, an enormous mug in the other
- The mad scramble on Friday to get to the bagel basket in the break room
- Seeing an old man try to fit an overly large piece of candy into his mouth
- George Burns blinking repeatedly and licking his lips
- Men who stand at the urinal with their legs spread wider than their shoulders
- Not knowing how to shake hands with black guys
- Four more years of dubbya.