So what, you've been wondering, could have possibly kept me from obsessively updating this site with images and mildly amusing anecdotes?

Well, wonder no more! I hereby direct your gaze to the Photo Friday Advertiser Portal. Many moons were spent mindlessly considering the task, and about one moon actually designing and coding it whilst all the while suffering the most excruciating day-job workload any geek could imagine.

Photos will absolutely resume here after the weekend. Indulge me the needed sleep.