Alison gives us Candy this week.

Co-worker Rick will only be seen eating a banana if he can first break it into pieces, for fear of giving the wrong impression to passers-by.

Sunday will find Preston and me in line for The Matrix Reloaded. Smuggled in via large coat pockets: my homemade Hazelnut Biscotti. Now them's cookies worth smugglin'!

From the first Matrix:
Agent Smith: "I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it."