I clap my hands together in spastic hyper-excitement just thinking about the movies being released this month.

But it's all about two: X2: X-Men United, and The Matrix: Reloaded.

Managers of geeks and nerds: You're used to Matrix screensavers of raining green characters and Wolverine plastic 'adamantine' knife gloves in the break room by empty boxes of HotPockets. But now you should expect vague complaints of scratchy throats beginning noon of the Thursdays before these movies start.

cough I'm not feeling well myself...