I've developed the disturbing habit of using my fingers to make quotation marks in the air around things I'm saying to people; usually ironic things. What I want to know is how the hell this happened? I hate when I see people doing this! How did I turn into this kind of person?

I'm thinking of having a special sweater made, with lead sleeves, so I can't raise my arms any more. I'll wear it for a while, like a retainer, until my hands no longer do this "thing". Damn it, I just did it in my writing.

Someone console me... someone tell me I'm "normal"... DAMN IT!

I think I need a lie-down.